There are certain things that you should never try after a successful one night stand. If you had a fun, sexy hookup, you don’t want to ruin the experience by pulling a faux pas move that makes everything awkward. Whether you want to see the woman again or not, there are ways to make a graceful exit without being tacky. Never forget, either, that word gets around, even on hookup sites. If you end up snubbing a woman with behavior in bad taste, then it might come back to haunt you. Here are three things to never do the morning after a hookup.
Try to Sneak out Undetected
“It will be awkward, if you got caught leaving without informing her”
Don’t try to sneak out. This move has been portrayed in dozens of movies as a way of escaping an awkward post-hookup conversation. The reality, though, is that such scenarios are depicted for comedic effect. They’re not intended as a reflection of real life. Therefore, if you pull a series of hijinks trying to sneak out the door and disappear without waking up your lady friend, it can only make you look bad. Even if she doesn’t catch you in the act, obviously she’ll know. There’s no need to be so hasty, though. However, not sneaking out doesn’t also simultaneously mean that you’ll be expected to stay at her apartment all day and act like her boyfriend. Having a polite morning after conversation with your hookup is considered polite.
Overstay Your Welcome
On other end of the spectrum of not sneaking out is overstaying your welcome. Many women want casual sex just as much as men. They don’t want to hook up with a guy and then have to entertain him for the entire next day. The entire point of an NSA casual hookup is the fun, stress free experience. Therefore, if a woman starts to feel like you’re a dead weight when she’s trying to move on from your night of passion and go about her day, you’re not earning any points. The best tactic to take the morning after a hookup is to stay as long as it seems logical. For example, if she offers to make breakfast, it won’t kill you to eat some scrambled eggs. If she says she has something to do, on the other hand, that’s your cue to leave.
Give Her Your Contact Info First
“Don’t rush to give her your number, wait until she gives her first”
When you’re on your way out the door after a one night stand, you might consider giving your hookup your contact info. This is especially true if you had a lot of fun and want to see her again. However, don’t fall into the deadly trap of giving out your contact info too fast and then getting nothing back. Withhold your info for a little while, and see how she reacts. If she seems like she wants your number, wait until she gives hers first. This is a great way to confirm that she wants to meet up again, but you’ve got the upper hand since she acted first. This is a great way to make sure she doesn’t think you’re desperate, but rather, a cool, suave guy she’d want to hook up with again.