The Best Breakfast to Make Your Fling

“End your hook up on great terms by offering her breakfast”

Not every guy out there is a douche to his one hit wonder. Despite what the movies say, it’s not required that you throw out the woman that you only intend to sleep with a few times. Be a nice guy and you could end up getting some major karma. One minute you’re in bed with her, the next you’ve ended the fling on great terms and she told her friends about it. Then you’ve got hot women crawling up your pants to get at you. The best way to be cooler to a fling is to make her breakfast. She’ll think that you’re romantic and, truly, the best way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach. At least when only sex is involved.

The Classic

“Prepare an omelet for her”

The classic breakfast has to be eggs and toast. It’s simple enough to prepare and takes very little time while still giving her the better treatment. Eggs over medium tend to satisfy everyone, so when you get the pan over medium hit get to cracking…gently. You’ll break the yolks if you crack the egg against a rim. Instead, hit it on a flat surface. Then you put the egg in the pan and wait until the white has set. Flip it over and let it cook for half the time. That way the white sets and the yolk is still soft. Most people think that they like over easy, but that’s leaving one side raw. Don’t give her a raw egg. Put the jelly that you have available into a tiny serving dish with a knife and she’ll be having you for dessert.

The Health Nut

In our modern times many have turned to fitness as a major lifestyle. If you land yourself one of these types, consider yourself lucky. They’re very fit and can show you some serious moves. But you’ve got to repay that kindness with a breakfast that will keep her going throughout the day. The green smoothie is a huge hit in the fitness community and pretty easy to make. Blend together two cups of a liquid like coconut water or orange juice, a handful of raw spinach, and a few cups of fruit. Whatever fruit you have will work but make sure that she can eat it all. Allergies are not sexy. Throw it all together and you’ve got something that looks way too green and tastes like fruit. It is very healthy, she’ll appreciate the breakfast, and massively thank you for being considerate of her lifestyle.

The Gourmet

You shouldn’t spend too much on a lady when she stays over for breakfast, but you can spend a little. A very elegant, gourmet meal for breakfast is cheese and fruit. Make sure that you have a variety of both and some toast to go along with it. The tiny spreaders with their tiny serving vessels of jam will make an excellent spread for any of it while making sure that you never spend too much to look fancy.

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